The Blonde Diet

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

Er búin að vera lasin í vikunni. Vinnufélagi minn sendi mér þetta til að létta mér lundina með þeim orðum að ég væri ekki ljóska og að auki sleip í ensku. Mér fannst þetta svo skemmtilegt að ég mátti til með að deila því með fleirum.